Customer of the Week: Lowball Larry. Four hours of work for $40. Larry haggles himself down to twenty dollars an hour, and Marcus lets him — until DIAL sends the menu instead of a number.
Larry wants a full detail: four hours of work. He offers $40.
Marcus counters, unsure: uh… I could do $120?
Larry comes back with $60. Final offer.
Marcus says ok. Then, somehow, $80 — the negotiation has gone backwards and nobody is sure who won.
That is the leak: Larry haggled himself to $20 an hour and Marcus negotiated against himself the whole way.
In the rerun Marcus does not send a number at all. He sends the menu — full detail $180, interior $120, ceramic $600+ — and a booking link. Larry says nvm, and the next person books at $180.
Van jar: $180 of $6,000.
DIAL’s tip
Send your menu, not a number. The moment you quote one price you are in a negotiation; a menu is a price list, and price lists end the haggle.
Copy and paste this:
Here’s my menu: full detail $180 · interior $120 · ceramic $600+. Book whichever you want here: [your booking link]
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Mobile detailers: $40 for a full detail? 4 hours of work. For $40?
Customer of the Week: Lowball Larry
Marcus: Uh… I could do $120?
Larry: $60. Final offer.
Marcus: …ok. $80?
THAT’S A LEAK — He haggled himself to $20/hr
Let’s run that back.
Marcus: Here’s my menu — Full detail $180 · Interior $120 · Ceramic $600+ · Book here
Larry: …nvm
BOOKED · $180
Van Jar: $180 / $6,000
DIAL’s tip: Send your menu, not a number. Menus end the haggle.